Wednesday, September 26, 2007

To Hell and Back

After having caused much trouble from afar, and having been described in Stars and Bars as the "C.A. Stubbs of the San Antonio art scene", I have decided to make my return back home to San Antonio to make life hell for all the evildoers. Of course I'm referring to the careless youth of "our" generation.

And why in particular am I returning now? Is it because my experimental hip surgery was a smashing sucess? Because the San Antonio golf courses have suddenly improved? No, and no. The true reason - the Bike Gang Summit has resurfaced! I pride myself on being the light to this nefarious shadow group.

My spies have told me that there will be a second Bike Gang Summit for Halloween on Saturday night, October 27th. The meeting point will be sometime around 6:23pm in the field next to Pigstand on Broadway. The reasons for that location and precise time are a mystery, but really who cares? I pass this along now so that we can begin forming a counter-protest ride. I encourage all my brothers from Charlie and Bravo company to join me on my wheelchair as we run these young hooligans off the road!

More details to come soon. I'm web-logging this from a truckstop in Slidell, Lousianna.

Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated!

dismissed,

The Colonel of Truth (Colonel D. Williams (Ret.))