Saturday, March 31, 2007

I Have In My Hand A List Of Known Bike Gangs

That's right little girls, espionage. I have my hands on a list of known gangs for the loser's convention, I'm sorry, I mean Bike Gang Summit. Basically, by printing this list I'm clearing myself of any liability in case I run you off the road with my electric wheelchair and stick my cane in your spokes. When you're in the ditch eating dirt wondering why your life sucks, don't come and blame me! You have been warned!

Here's an incomplete list of bike gangs for tonight who now agree for me to run them off the road with my electric wheelchair and stick my cane in their spoke. Two wheels bitches, you wouldn't get mad at a fellow brother of the road, would you?

And without further whatever, here's the list of shame:

The Southtown Sissies

Gang Green

The Marfa Lights

Hell's Unwanted (or something like that, I think they're French. Ughh.)

The Fucking Jim Dandies

The Van Trapps

The Pee Wee Hermanns

The Legion of Superheroes


The list goes on and my prostate aches even more...

Keep fighting the good fight!

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