One Day Left

As I waited off the cliffs of Dover that fateful Summer day in June of 1944, the weather wasn't perfect, our attack was almost canceled, but we stuck to it. And we prevailed.

Of course I'm referring to the most important day in the history of humanity when we stormed the beaches of Normandy and crushed evil and, as I mentioned before, basically changed the course of history and how we describe this thing called evil.

And now a second such moment occurs.

So, in that spirit its time for us to get out the canes, pump air into the wheel chairs tires, look into the mirror past all the wrinkles and melanomas and find the face of a hero.

We will prevail. We must! Otherwise, our deadbeat children will collect our life insurance payments and use it for ugly remodeling jobs for their ugly houses. Screw that!

Bravo Company, roll call! Who's with me!